Is this some sort of cruel joke?

The other day I got this email from the ol’ alma mater promoting a career center-sponsored meet-and-greet-type event:

rockbottom
rockbottom

I’m not sure who came up with the idea of hosting a mini-career fair for a bunch of unemployed college graduates at a restaurant called Rock Bottom, but bravo. I’d love to attend, but I’ll be busy collecting aluminum cans in an old shopping cart.